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Most people have heard of the tragedy that befell the actors involved in the Poltergeist movies: Dominique Dunne (the older daughter) was brutally murdered, Heather O'Rourke (the little girl) died of a rare intestinal blockage, and worst of all, Craig T. Nelson (the dad) went on to star in "Coach". So began the legend of the Poltergeist curse! Yet, as bad as that curse was, it pales in comparison to the hex on another show. Believe it or not, there is a TV program that is so unholy, so cursed, so deadly that those who dare to guest star on it are certainly DOOMED!!! I am talking about the best show on television: The Simpsons (AKA Killy McGee TV). This cartoon is so lethal that its curse rivals that of the deadliest movie of all: "The Wizard of Oz", in which nearly all its actors are DEAD! This website is dedicated to the brave actors who have fallen prey to
The Curse of the Simpsons.
Be afraid... be very afraid!

- Major Noize, Noodle Muffin

CURSE ALERT: 8-30-09 This is a first. Astute reader Evan Jacobson points out the first pre-airing death caused by The Curse of the Simpsons: Eartha Kitt. Though she has been dead for over 8 months, an upcoming episode of The Simpsons features Catwoman herself. Too bad she didn't have nine lives when she agreed to appear on The Simpsons!

6-27-09 Wow, in January, I wrote "Damn you, Simpsons! Why did you take these three icons while leaving idiots like Michael Jackson and Rupert Murdoch untouched?!" (See the 1/23/09 update below). Well, it looks like the Curse of The Simpsons took my criticism seriously because this week, "The King of Pap"Michael Jackson was taken out with extreme prejudice! Now, if the COTS would just take out old Rupert, then we'd be golden!! Also, earlier in the week, Ed McMahon took a dirt nap, though his reign as the latest COTS victim lasted only 4 days.

1/30/09 Man, The Curse of the Simpsons is working overtime this month! No sooner do I post Patrick McGoohan's demise when John Updike kicks the bucket!

1/23/09: I am truly saddened to announce that the great Patrick McGoohan (No. 6 from the classic show "The Prisoner") became a victim of The Curse of The Simpsons on 1/13/09! Movie Legend Paul Newman was also struck down on 9/26/2008. Plus, another irreplaceable genius, the amazing George Carlin, was felled by the curse on 6/22/08. Damn you, Simpsons! Why did you take these three icons while leaving idiots like Michael Jackson and Rupert Murdoch untouched?!

The Curse of the Simpsons Running Total: 43 Victims

* These dudes didn't actually guest star on The Simpsons, but were close enough to be snuffed by The Curse.

The Curse of the Simpsons Death Pool:
Be the first to guess the next Simpsons guest star to fall prey to The Curse and win a free Noodle Muffin T-Shirt (1 entry per person). Still haven't had a winner, though there have been some creative entries. E-mail us at: noise@noodlemuffin.com

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