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CurseOfTheSimpsons.Com
Most
people have heard of
the tragedy that befell the actors involved in the Poltergeist
movies: Dominique
Dunne
(the older daughter) was brutally murdered, Heather
O'Rourke (the little girl) died of a rare intestinal
blockage, and
worst of all, Craig T.
Nelson
(the dad) went on to star in "Coach". So began the legend
of the Poltergeist curse! Yet, as bad as that curse was,
it pales
in comparison to the hex on another show. Believe it or not,
there is a TV
program that is so unholy, so cursed, so deadly that those who dare to
guest star on it are certainly DOOMED!!! I am talking about the
best show on
television: The
Simpsons (AKA Killy
McGee TV). This
cartoon is so lethal that its curse rivals that of the deadliest movie
of
all: "The Wizard of
Oz", in which nearly all
its actors
are DEAD! This website is dedicated to the brave actors who have
fallen
prey to - Major Noize, Noodle Muffin |
12-12-12 The Curse of the Simpsons struck down Ernest Borgnine on 6/8/12. Oh, the humanity! More coming ...
4-30-12 After Liz Taylor's demise a year ago, the Curse of the Simpsons took a bit of a break. Then, while I was vacationing in Chile last December, the Curse came roaring back, smiting Harry Morgan on 12/7/11. Now, the world's oldest teenager Dick Clark fell victim to the Curse on 4/18/12. When will this nightmare end!
The Curse of the Simpsons Running Total:
Victims of "The Curse of The Simpsons" |
The Ramones |
Ann Bancroft |
Tito Puente |
Chick Hearn |
Bob Denver |
Jack Lemon |
Barry White |
George Harrison |
Johnny Carson |
Audrey Meadows |
Bob Hope |
Joe C |
Jim Varney |
Lawrence Tierney |
Johnny Cash |
John Entwistle of The Who |
Johnny Unitas |
Rod Steiger |
Linda McCartney |
Paul Winfield |
Rodney Dangerfield |
George Plimpton |
Stephen Jay Gould |
Steve Allen |
Werner Klemperer |
Phil Hartman |
Doris Grau |
Ron Taylor |
Isabel Sanford |
|
Dennis Weaver |
Tom Poston |
James Brown |
Robert Goulet |
Christopher Collins |
George Fenneman |
Honorable Mention Jonathan Melvoin* of The Smashing Pumpkins |
Honorable Mention Kevin Dubrow* |
Henry Corden |
Paul Newman |
George Carlin |
Patrick McGoohan |
John Updike |
Ed McMahon |
Michael Jackson |
Eartha Kitt |
Gary Coleman |
Jack LaLanne |
Harry Morgan |
Dick Clark |
Latest Victim: Ernest Borgnine |
This Space
Reserved for: Mickey Rooney |
This Space
Reserved for: Rupert Murdoch |
* These dudes didn't actually guest star on The Simpsons, but were close enough to be snuffed by The Curse.
The Curse of the Simpsons Death
Pool: Be the first to guess the next Simpsons guest star to fall prey to The Curse and win a free Noodle Muffin T-Shirt (1 entry per person). Still haven't had a winner, though there have been some creative entries. E-mail us at: noise@noodlemuffin.com |
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