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Most people have heard of the tragedy that befell the actors involved in the Poltergeist movies: Dominique Dunne (the older daughter) was brutally murdered, Heather O'Rourke (the little girl) died of a rare intestinal blockage, and worst of all, Craig T. Nelson (the dad) went on to star in "Coach". So began the legend of the Poltergeist curse! Yet, as bad as that curse was, it pales in comparison to the hex on another show. Believe it or not, there is a TV program that is so unholy, so cursed, so deadly that those who dare to guest star on it are certainly DOOMED!!! I am talking about the best show on television: The Simpsons (AKA Killy McGee TV). This cartoon is so lethal that its curse rivals that of the deadliest movie of all: "The Wizard of Oz", in which nearly all its actors are DEAD! This website is dedicated to the brave actors who have fallen prey to
The Curse of the Simpsons.
Be afraid... be very afraid!

- Major Noize, Noodle Muffin

CURSE ALERT: 12-12-12 The Curse of the Simpsons struck down Ernest Borgnine on 6/8/12. Oh, the humanity! More coming ...

4-30-12 After Liz Taylor's demise a year ago, the Curse of the Simpsons took a bit of a break. Then, while I was vacationing in Chile last December, the Curse came roaring back, smiting Harry Morgan on 12/7/11. Now, the world's oldest teenager Dick Clark fell victim to the Curse on 4/18/12. When will this nightmare end!

The Curse of the Simpsons Running Total: 53 Victims

Victims of "The Curse of The Simpsons"

The Ramones	Ann Bancroft	Tito Puente	Chick Hearn	Bob Denver	Jack Lemon
Barry White	George Harrison	Johnny Carson	Audrey Meadows	Bob Hope	Joe C
Jim Varney	Lawrence Tierney	Johnny Cash	John Entwistle of The Who	Johnny Unitas	Rod Steiger
Linda McCartney	Paul Winfield	Rodney Dangerfield	George Plimpton	Stephen Jay Gould	Steve Allen
Werner Klemperer	Phil Hartman		Doris Grau	Ron Taylor	Isabel Sanford
Dennis Weaver	Tom Poston	James Brown	Robert Goulet	Christopher Collins	George Fenneman
*Honorable Mention* Jonathan Melvoin* of The Smashing Pumpkins	Honorable Mention Kevin Dubrow*	Henry Corden	Paul Newman	George Carlin	Patrick McGoohan
John Updike	Ed McMahon	Michael Jackson	Eartha Kitt	Gary Coleman	Jack LaLanne
Elizabeth Taylor	Harry Morgan	Dick Clark	*Latest Victim:* Ernest Borgnine	This Space Reserved for: Mickey Rooney	This Space Reserved for: Rupert Murdoch

* These dudes didn't actually guest star on The Simpsons, but were close enough to be snuffed by The Curse.

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Be the first to guess the next Simpsons guest star to fall prey to The Curse and win a free Noodle Muffin T-Shirt (1 entry per person). Still haven't had a winner, though there have been some creative entries. E-mail us at: noise@noodlemuffin.com

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