Raphael's "Crucifixion" (1502) depicts the REAL likeness of Jesus.


According to military whistleblowers, the U.S. Government's "Red Book" is an Above Top Secret document that details the TRUE history of the Human race on planet Earth.  It is a compendium of human information derived from extraterrestrials, who offered the U.S. undeniable proof of historical events.  One of the revelations exposed in the "Red Book" is that Jesus Christ was a creation of one particular Alien group (EBE-2).  Jesus was a genetically-engineered human-alien hybrid sent to Earth to teach the primitive Humans a lesson of love and tolerance.  As writer Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."  Is it any wonder that ancient people were  fooled by the "miracles" of Jesus?  This wasn't the first time extraterrestrials tried to influence human affairs.  Previously, they successfully appeared to Moses as a "burning bush" and dumped the 10 Commandments on mankind.  The Aliens thought The Christ Project would be no different, but needless to say, their little experiment went horribly awry.  Supposedly, the EBEN-2's were pretty damn pissed when they came back to check on Jesus' progress, only to find that the humans had killed him.  Worse yet, the primitive fools started worshiping him!   2000 years and millions of atrocities later, Jesus the space alien is STILL being mistakenly worshiped as a God.  Man is truly a pathetic creature ... desperately yearning for an "almighty being" to control and regulate their lives ... frantically looking for "God" in tortillas, oil stains, and tree trunks.  Well, like it or not, hidden somewhere in the bowels of some ultra-top secret governement facility is definitive proof that "The Son of God", Jesus Christ, is a phony.  In fact, there is probably clear evidence that most of the "gods" of Earth's ancient religions were Aliens.  Judaism, Hinduism, Islam, and Christianity ... all based on extraterrestrials interacting with humans, displaying technology, and being mistaken as "gods" by primitive humans .. kinda like the Cargo Cults in the Pacific during World War II, who worshipped the technologically-advanced Americans who flew to their islands and gave them food and displayed "miraculous" items like radios and guns   Unfortuantely, the Powers-That-Be are more than happy to have the human sheeple believe in false religions, which keep them pacified, compliant, and restrainied. So, it is unlikely the general public will ever actually see the definitive evidence for ourselves.  But as logical, intelligent beings, we humans have the capability to recognize the truth about Christianity and Religion for ourselves.  Hopefully, maybe in a few decades, we will.  So, let's all celebrate this revelation by casting off our religious shackles and enjoying some images of the true Alien Jesus.


- Major Noize, Noodle Muffin 

PS  For really good info on all this, watch this episode of "Ancient Aliens" from Season 2: "Gods & Aliens"!  Enjoy!

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