Raphael's "Crucifixion" (1502) depicts the REAL likeness of Jesus.
military whistleblowers, the U.S. Government's "Red
Book" is an Above
Top Secret document that details
the TRUE history of the Human race on planet Earth. It is
a compendium of human
derived from extraterrestrials, who
offered the U.S. undeniable proof of historical events. One
of the revelations exposed in the "Red
Book" is that Jesus Christ was a
creation of one particular Alien group (EBE-2).
Jesus was a genetically-engineered human-alien hybrid sent to Earth to
teach the primitive Humans a lesson of love and tolerance. As
writer Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is
indistinguishable from magic." Is it any wonder that ancient
people were fooled by the "miracles"
of Jesus? This wasn't the first time extraterrestrials tried
to influence human affairs. Previously, they successfully
appeared to Moses as a "burning
bush" and dumped the 10
Commandments on mankind. The Aliens thought The
Christ Project would be no
different, but needless to say, their little experiment went horribly
awry. Supposedly, the EBEN-2's were pretty damn pissed when
they came back to check on Jesus' progress, only to find that the
humans had killed him. Worse yet, the primitive fools started
worshiping him! 2000 years and millions of
atrocities later, Jesus the space alien is STILL being mistakenly
worshiped as a God. Man is truly a pathetic creature ...
desperately yearning for an "almighty
being" to control and regulate
their lives ... frantically looking for "God"
in tortillas, oil stains, and tree trunks. Well, like it or
not, hidden somewhere in the bowels of some ultra-top secret
governement facility is definitive proof that "The Son of God",
Jesus Christ, is a phony. In fact, there is probably clear
evidence that most of the "gods" of Earth's ancient religions were
Aliens. Judaism, Hinduism, Islam, and Christianity ... all
based on extraterrestrials interacting with humans, displaying
technology, and being mistaken as "gods" by primitive humans .. kinda
like the Cargo Cults in the Pacific during World War II, who
worshipped the technologically-advanced Americans who flew to their
islands and gave them food and displayed "miraculous" items like radios
Unfortuantely, the Powers-That-Be are more than happy to have the human
sheeple believe in false religions, which keep them pacified,
compliant, and restrainied. So, it is unlikely the general public will
ever actually see the definitive evidence for ourselves. But
as logical, intelligent beings, we humans have the capability to
recognize the truth about Christianity and Religion for ourselves.
Hopefully, maybe in a few decades, we will. So,
let's all celebrate this revelation by casting off our religious
shackles and enjoying some images of the true Alien Jesus.
- Major Noize, Noodle Muffin
PS For really good info on all this, watch this episode of "Ancient Aliens" from Season 2: "Gods & Aliens"! Enjoy!
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